You’re going to cut back on drinking this week. And you mean it this time. Why do we do this to ourselves every Friday? It’s pointless, isn’t it? Why not go for a jog instead? Nope you wake up Saturday and crack a beer, a skunked beer. Maybe jogging isn’t a bad idea. But, jogging doesn’t administer beer into your system. So what do you do?
Jog to the store and grab a new 6 pack. Or you could jog, ride a bike, briskly walk to a bar and grab a beer. I guess you could drink the skunked beer. It will not kill you, or even hurt you more than a regular beer.
Wait!? Where did you drink last night? Oh, that’s right. Cornerstone Pub. Where did you send your resume last week? Cornerstone Pub. Where did you get kicked out of last night after throwing up in your friend’s beer? Cornerstone Pub. Is this why so many unemployed people drink?
Yep drink the skunked beer.
Welcome to the seventh circle of Hell! You woke up hungover. Next time you should take a hangover vitamin before drinking and maybe, just maybe you wouldn’t feel like a dumpster full of hot garbage.
You used to play along with the problem-drinker’s motto that said “Beer before liquor; never been sicker.” Odd, considering all you drank last night was liquor. The guys who made that saying up in the first place were probably drunk to begin with. This is all their fault, really. At any rate, you drank alcohol last night and the delivery system of said alcohol matters not. Your head hurts, your brain hurts and your life hurts. You, my dear friend, are experiencing evolution’s way of telling you that having fun is a privilege, not a right.
You’re hungover. There’s no doubt about that. Here are some of the main attractions you can expect to see here as you enjoy your stay.
Bartending is one job that you never stop learning and always have room to improve. It is quite dynamic, things will change over time. Bartenders work all over the world and vastly different environments many using their own personal system. There is no one secret way to bartend. That is why we have brought together the knowledge of several bartenders from different establishments. This will help broaden your education and help you become the bartender that fits your personality.
People have always wanted to socialize and enjoy the company of others. Bars are that casual location where social interact is encouraged. People can buy 12 beers for $8 and a bottle of booze for $15. There is a reason they are willing to pay $3 a beer and $6 for a cocktail in a bar. They want to surround themselves with other people looking to enjoy themselves. That’s where the bartender becomes import. They are the ultimate host for lifes party.
You have definitely heard the wise tale that cheaper well liquors make for a worse hangover. But, is this really true? Do healthy alcoholic drinks cause less of a hangover? Or is it all just a myth spread by the alcohol industry to sell better, more expensive booze. So I dug in and did some research for drinkers.
Actually, the quality of the alcohol makes a difference. Cheaper liquors have more impurities and congeners due to lower quality ingredients used and poorer distillation methods. This makes perfect sense. Think of the door handle on a Kia optima versus the door handle on a Mercedes-Benz S-Class.
So you don’t need to order the most expensive liquor when you are out. But I would recommend at least a solid mid-tier option. This trend is shown with many people drinking premium vodka & water. It may not be the best tasting libation, but it is one of the healthy alcoholic drinks.