Am I Hungover?

Welcome to the seventh circle of Hell! You woke up hungover. Next time you should take a hangover vitamin before drinking and maybe, just maybe you heinken for dayswouldn’t feel like a dumpster full of hot garbage.

You used to play along with the problem-drinker’s motto that said “Beer before liquor; never been sicker.” Odd, considering all you drank last night was liquor. The guys who made that saying up in the first place were probably drunk to begin with. This is all their fault, really. At any rate, you drank alcohol last night and the delivery system of said alcohol matters not. Your head hurts, your brain hurts and your life hurts. You, my dear friend, are experiencing evolution’s way of telling you that having fun is a privilege, not a right.

You’re hungover. There’s no doubt about that. Here are some of the main attractions you can expect to see here as you enjoy your stay.