You’re going to cut back on drinking this week. And you mean it this time. Why do we do this to ourselves every Friday? It’s pointless, isn’t it? Why not go for a jog instead? Nope you wake up Saturday and crack a beer, a skunked beer. Maybe jogging isn’t a bad idea. But, jogging doesn’t administer beer into your system. So what do you do?
Jog to the store and grab a new 6 pack. Or you could jog, ride a bike, briskly walk to a bar and grab a beer. I guess you could drink the skunked beer. It will not kill you, or even hurt you more than a regular beer.
Wait!? Where did you drink last night? Oh, that’s right. Cornerstone Pub. Where did you send your resume last week? Cornerstone Pub. Where did you get kicked out of last night after throwing up in your friend’s beer? Cornerstone Pub. Is this why so many unemployed people drink?
Yep drink the skunked beer.